《八一八我的鬼妹朋友和他們眼中的中國人》
第33节

作者: 4theloveofgod
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  有的人知识很丰富,观点也不少,但是很混乱,人家想总结也总结不了,这种人成不了大家。
  没指名道姓哈,不要对号入座

日期:2009-10-20 23:38:58

  啊啊啊啊啊啊,我亢奮了,居然坐上了天涯的翻页沙发。。。
  哈哈,各位童鞋莫打我哈,我不是故意的。嘿嘿。。。
  原来是我误会楼主了啊,掩面逃走先。。。
  8过话说楼主还没回答我问题哦。你学粤语多久可以这么好?
  楼主加油!!!
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  lz粤语不好哈。你又来说lz粤语好,是想陷lz于不义哈。

  lz一直在学粤语,从未停过,粤语博大精深,
  我学东西比较慢,大概用了1年的时候才能听得懂,2年才讲流利。

日期:2009-10-20 23:57:23

  八路军她爹今天又寄来信
  我一看,她爹政治十分正确,

日期:2009-10-21 00:17:52

  今天终于完成任务,和朋友吃饭庆祝,她告诉我她的前男朋友在中学,男生宿舍做过的猥琐事情,事关一花美男勾引了她男友,激将法之下,她男朋友上了他,
  我听得目瞪口呆,这不是什么激将法吧,这是她男友本来就是个gay吧。
  我总是觉得男生之间有不可告人的秘密的,
  很多时候所谓的哥们儿,其实也许就是fuck body.
  男生们,都来承认一下吧,


日期:2009-10-21 00:18:56

  今天终于完成任务,和朋友吃饭庆祝,她告诉我她的前男朋友在中学,男生宿舍做过的猥琐事情,事关一花美男勾引了她男友,激将法之下,她男朋友上了他,
  我听得目瞪口呆,这不是什么激将法吧,这是她男友本来就是个gay吧。
  我总是觉得男生之间有不可告人的秘密的,
  很多时候所谓的哥们儿,其实也许就是fuck body.
  男生们,都来承认一下吧,

日期:2009-10-21 02:03:21

  有一点时间我用英文写日记,
  不管是语言上还是思想上纯粹是crap,大家看看就算,千万不要学。
  April 20,2008
  To me a typhoon day is a blessing from heaven. When the outside world is screaming and snarling, I find myself closer to peace and calmness.
  Although killing time by listening to music and chatting on msn wouldn"t make any difference from an ordinary Saturday afternoon of mine, I still feel particularly blessed.

  when God creates us, he must be really drunk. Otherwise could anyone explain to me why he mixed our urinary and reproductive organs? Was it so hard to open another hole somewhere else?
  If life has taught me anything, no one could be totally trusted, and it’s a two way street.
  There is no such thing as being fully understood, 100% clicking ,heart-spliting, thunder ball hitting love
  I know that better than anyone, or do I? probably I wouldn"t be here writing the above crap vis a vi the following if I really do.
  Here is the ironic yet beautiful side of life, u find the answer and u always fall again.

  I wouldn"t promise next time, once in a blue moon, after 1 Tequila or two, I would not believe somebody says that he actually loves me.
  Faith is something you believe that cant be proved nor be explained.
  I am pretty.
  He loves me.
  The best is yet to come.
  My ship will come and I will live happily ever after.

  We came from monkeys.
  God will come to rescue.
  People keep telling make believe stories and being cynical and “smart”(if I may) wouldn"t make me any different or happier.
  I wrote to someone anonymously, yes I know I am too old for that. I just wanna to end a sentence, I mean, always a good sentence. .he is a wonderful person and totally deserves the credit.
  I tried ,many times, to write him an anonymous letter but every time I picked up a pen (more of fingers on keyboard than an actual pen)I always found how silly words could sound, I mean those words that hv been eaten me up inside and supposed to be beautiful and heart breaking. Yet this time I nailed it. When feelings pass, I am down to earth and words cannot fool me. I am so proud of myself.

  A theory I hv learned recently is that the sense of happiness can never last long, even u win the lottery, u can only be happy for a couple of days. I learnt this theory just one day after I made out with THE gorgeous guy in the world and thought I can use that mental picture for the rest of my life and be happy ever after. That theory came to rescue and perfectly explained y I stopped being happy as I thought I would be.

  That sucks huh?
  That means even Keanu Reeves kisses me, my body only shiver for a couple of seconds, at top. And if history has taught us any lesson, yes that’s true.
  ppl keep saying they dont know what makes them happy. well I clearly know what make me happy
  a chanel 2.55 makes me happy
  singing 特别的爱给特别的你makes me happy

  a typhoon day like this makes me happy
  I wont take away the credits of chanel ,伍思凯 and the tropical cycione when the happiness fade.I aprreciate the great time u gave me, thank u.
  Typhoon stops while I still typing and being grateful for such a beautiful day.
  Tomorrow it’s gona nice out so will my life. Except for I still hv two tests and my French is still at level 0.
  So sum up, thanks to anyone who is patient enough to read my crap.

日期:2009-10-21 17:56:28

   GV是 虾米东东
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  gay vedio
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  gay video??,我就永远拼错这个单词的,我也都拼成vedio,

  我的spelling超差,可是中文就很少写错别字
  有可能是dyslexia,读写障碍症

日期:2009-10-21 18:24:47

  昨天晚上看李敖以前的节目,
  他说他不喜欢美国人,但就喜欢他们有一点,
  我马上接口说幽默感,他果然说没错,就是他们的幽默感,
  哈,我得意死了,我们俩都金牛座,有时候简直心灵相通。
  也可能是我看他的书和节目太多,被他影响了。

  他说不快乐的情绪是可以在技术上消灭的,美国哪个总统说过,
  你可以像你希望的那样快乐。
  他还说优秀的女人总有自毁因子,因为优秀的男人最多自我膨胀到2倍,优秀的女人会膨胀10倍。

日期:2009-10-21 20:46:59

  今天我给八路军讲了花木兰的笑话,她笑晕过去 了
  她说自己想穿旗袍,我就跟她说起满人,说满人女子跟汉人不一样,会骑马,会射箭
  她说就跟花木兰一样?
  我说我给你讲个花木兰的笑话,
  花木兰打战的时候姨妈来了,她晕了过去,醒来军医跟她说,木兰将军,你下体受伤,流了很多血,命根子被切掉了。

  不过你放心,我们把伤口缝上了。
  她笑得死去活来,马上打电话给哈佛,
  给哈佛讲这个笑话。
  哈佛说,retarded
  她说你才retarded.


日期:2009-10-21 20:49:56

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